- My new diet is heavy on local, seasonal foods. Mostly Valentine’s Day candy from the Walgreens down the street.
- Remember when making a mix tape was the perfect Valentine's gift?
- Valentine's Day is for lovers. Or for people like us who will celebrate anything as long as there's chocolate involved.
- I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures just to get to the florist. He must have really screwed up.
- Remember – with Valentine’s Day only days
away, it’s not too late to break up.
away, it’s not too late to break up.
- If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
- Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
- It's better to have loved and lost than to have spent the rest of your life with that psycho. Happy Single Person's Awareness Day!
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