Haiku?

Winter


I wake, reluctant;
To cold to get out of bed
But I need to pee.



Confusion

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator



A.D.D.


She dances lithely
Seduction under the moon
I - Hey, a nickel!




Cat Haiku


You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
"Elevator butt".




The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand
New rule tomorrow



Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner




Microsoft


Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.




Ex-girlfriend


All good haikus have
seven syllables then five.
but who cares you whore.