- Mubarak would like everyone to know he’s now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties.
- I have been watching all the rioting in Egypt on TV and have yet to see somebody walking like an Egyptian.
- I remain concerned that without Internet access, the people of Egypt may not know that Charlie Sheen is okay.
- Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██.
- Let’s hate on the Egyptians while they can’t get online!!!
- Now that the Government of Egypt has banned all internet traffic, do we just call it Gypt?
- Latest news from Egypt: نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست I will keep you informed if anything else changes.
- If Mumbarak was smart, he’d have gotten The Black Eyed Peas to empty out Tahir Square two weeks ago.
- Bravo, Taco Bell, for your beefesque product. Even if it is only 35%...I say just eat 3 of them...that makes it 105%.
- Taco Bell is going to re-brand itself as "64% Vegan".
- The Superbowl halftime show looked like the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.
- If only Slash could have played for the other 13 minutes it would have been a great halftime!
- Watching Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn at the Superbowl made me wish I was blind.
- Ten bucks says Slash had no idea where he was.