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Friday, December 3, 2010

December 3, 2010

- :): The Bipolar smiley face

- The first rule of becoming a ninja is to make loud unnecessary noises when you hit things.

- Sometimes while I drink my coffee I stare out the window and ask myself, "How many people am I going to cuss out today?"

- RIP to all the snowmen who died fighting the sun.

- I’m so poor that the alarm system in my house is a sheet of bubble wrap on the floor.

- Sometimes my life feels like a choose-your-own-adventure-novel gone bad.

- Apparently my boss has NOT heard the saying, "absence makes the heart grow fonder."

- I’m definitely older. Not sure about wiser...

- Turtles can breathe out of their butt, which is incredible, considering most humans can only talk out of theirs.

- Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.

- "Duct tape" - finding a cure to noise pollution, one mouth at a time.

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