- I wanted to dress as a turn signal for Halloween, but apparently nobody in my city knows what the heck that is!
- My neighbor was dressed up like a ghost, sheet faced and full of boos.
- This Halloween I'm going to be a banker. I'll eat all my candy, all yours, then convince the government that if I don't get more candy we'll all starve.
- I plan on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids say "Trick or Treat", I’ll jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is the best holiday of ALL TIME!"
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