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Friday, January 7, 2011

Happy New Beer!

- The gym was so crowded today I had to skip my workout. Fortunately the line at Dunkin Donuts was shorter than usual. I love New Year's resolutions...

- I’m not making any New Year's resolutions. I'm still working on the ones from 2003.

- The problem with new year's resolutions is that people aim too high. Start with something small like..."I'm not going to fart in church."

- I'm opening a gym called ‘Resolutions’. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.

- My New Year’s resolution is to act like I am interested in your New Year’s resolution.

- May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.

- Looking for a New Year's resolution? Why don't we work on that whole “your/you're”, “their/they’re/there”, “to/too/two” thing...

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